seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

(via pizza)

  • fav character: [kills someone]
  • me: aw

I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.

(Source: asheathes, via supernaturalwanderlust)

legendary 

(Source: katiebishop, via phobias)

relahvant:

if only i could lose weight like i lose friends

(via fake-mermaid)

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

marvelous-gallifrey:

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

eatsleepcrap:

the best of Supernatural subtitles

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONES

What about

You

are

on

like

donkey

kong

(via hitlerthestripper)

brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

(via virginsacrificer)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via phobias)

#sick + #rippedshoes = #personalbest    5k here I come 😂😂

#sick + #rippedshoes = #personalbest 5k here I come 😂😂

  • Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
  • Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.